Canalside Photos

Mistress feeding the ducks at the Lancaster Canal

Went out to enjoy the sunshine last weekend, put on a pair of leathers and tan knee boots and set off for the Lancaster Canal.

Water and boats make a good backdrop, John took some nice photos there. I tempted the ducks into my photos by throwing them jaffa cakes. 

Five of the photos are now available to view in a 'Canalside Album' that I have posted on Flickr.

Here's one to whet your appetite. To see the full album and more photos of me in boots and leather click here

Incidentally, those leather pants are my own creation.

Too Many Pies

My childhood was full of myths. Especially at the dinner table. Parents and elders would insist that if I ate up all my bread crusts I would have curly hair. To this day I am still eating up all my bread crusts, yet the only curly hair I have is in the form of an elastic hair scrunchie that I bought on Ebay.

And what about your eyes? -  I bet like me you have eaten a good few carrots without being able to see in the dark, there’s a better chance that all those carrots made you shortsighted and needing glasses.

Who ended up with muscles like Popeye. Actually I never ate enough spinach to test out that old wives tale.

No doubt you have grown to have little faith in food myths.

I urge you to think again.

Mistress has made a discovery.

My slave, showing the effects of eating too many pies

Eating too many pies gives a man a crimped scrotum.