My childhood was full of myths. Especially at the dinner table. Parents and elders would insist that if I ate up all my bread crusts I would have curly hair. To this day I am still eating up all my bread crusts, yet the only curly hair I have is in the form of an elastic hair scrunchie that I bought on Ebay.
And what about your eyes? - I bet like me you have eaten a good few carrots without being able to see in the dark, there’s a better chance that all those carrots made you shortsighted and needing glasses.
Who ended up with muscles like Popeye. Actually I never ate enough spinach to test out that old wives tale.
No doubt you have grown to have little faith in food myths.
I urge you to think again.
Mistress has made a discovery.
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| My slave, showing the effects of eating too many pies |
Eating too many pies gives a man a crimped scrotum.
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